BREAKING NEWS! Birhanu Slowly Loosing Control: Birtukuan
Turns to Paltaleticians for Support!

A new Twist in the CUD Power Struggle
Paltalk: This is a G rated room intended for a General Audience including minors (Kinijit infants).  Offensive
language is not permitted.
Paltalk: Welcome to Kinijeet Survival Voice Room!

Paltalk: WARNING  The owner of this group and their admins have and do frequently use the power to
remove (bounce) members at their discretion to keep an orderly room as they see fit (specially if you
belong to the wrong Kinijit faction!).  If this is unacceptable to you, please visit one of our many other rooms
and we will give you free berbere.  Thank you

@Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000. Hello everyone. Welcome to my room.
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@Menfes-Kinijeety: «@Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000» ----((((w0w))))-((¯`·.\/.·´¯))-
((((w0w))))-

Dr.Birhanu-Nega_2000: Your room!, Excuse me Birtukuan, but I beg to differ!

Menfes-Kinijeety: Welcome Apolo3 To Kinijeets Survival-Voice Room

Menfes-Kinijeety: Welcome Iteb22 To Kinijeets Survival-Voice Room

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:
Birhanu, ….shut up and keep working on your fake

research! I’ll get you some rainbow minamin to play with, KKKKKKKK

Dr.Birhanu-Nega_2000: What else do you expect from a rotten Birtukuan Juice!

Menfes-Kinijeety: Welcome Shaleka_2000 To Kinijeets Survival-Voice Room

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:
Birhanu,….no thumbs down in this room…please be a
civil okay…I will now remove the red!

Shaleka_2000: Hello all:        , sorry I’m late,….but I was busy arguing with the
Kess…He wants more money now
Shaleka_2000: Birtukuan,…Hailu Shawel is no longer a threat!... I just transferred
all the Kinijit funds to your(our) personal account.
Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:
******* Start Whisper
Shaleka,…Don’t discuss this in public dude!
…this matters are usually handled more discreetly!
******* End Whisper

Shaleka_2000: Birtukuan, what’s my reward for joining your group?
Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000: Shaleka,…..how about a full salary, and a share in Kinijit
stocks,
 
Shaleka_2000: But Birtukuan,…Hailu Shawel used to give me a ‘paid vacation leave’
in order to observe the Annual Newtegna Appriciation Day (ANA)
Menfes-Kinijeety: Welcome Dire Boy To Kinijeets Survival-Voice Room
GIBREGEB: Hi Birtukuan, I got a new gift for you
Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000: GIBREGEB,….lets see it--- what is the gift

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:  Shaleka,…At least bounce all the EPDRFs in the room
before you reveal all our secretes!

@Shaleka_2000: Yes mamme Biertukuan,….but I only see one Woyane in here!....let
me bounce him
@Shaleka_2000: Shaleka_2000 has bounced Iteb22 from the chat room
@Shaleka_2000: There! He’s gone!....I had to wake him up first, but he’s gone!

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:  Shaleka_2000

GIBREGEB: Birtukuan,…here you go,…my Christmas gift to you

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:  GIBREGEB,…I love cars….thank you nebs





Apolo3: Birtukuan, how about my gift to you…..  


Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000: A Lamborghini!...an Orange Lamborghini,….my favorite

car in my favorite color!....thank you
Apolo3.

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000: Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000 has bounced GIBREGEB from the chat
room

Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000: Sorry GIBREGEB, but Apollo13 was better armed!
Apollo13t: Birtukuan,….next time, I’ll take you to the moon and back to kaliti
@Shaleka_2000: Biertukuan,..what happened to your political principles?
Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000: Shaleka,..my political principle’s require that I get,
expensive vacations in North America including, limo rides, cars, and luxury hotel
suites…..and GIBREGEB is to broke for that

@Shaleka_2000: then you and I will get along just fine

Menfes-eKinijeety: Welcome Hailu_Shawel_1920s To Kinijeets For Survival-Voice

Room

Washera_2000: Hi room          ,….Birtukuanye this is for you



@Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:  Washera,…What is that!,…and what in the world are
you up to this time,…aren’t you tired of getting bounced!

Washera_2000:  Well Birtukuan,….I bounce better with those springs on—I came
prepared!
@Birtukuan_Mideksa_2000:  KKKKKK,…..Wahsera,..I swear you raise my blood
pressure sometimes

Washera_2000:  Well Birtukuan,…I was told that you were anemic-- so I’m glad I
could help in that department

Commander Z: Washera_2000,….I think those springs should be your election

symbol if you decide to run for office in the future…

Washera_2000:  Commander Z,…..why?
Commander Z:  Washera,…because the springs are great symbols of durability!
(bimetut yemayseber, bichefelkut temeliso yeminesa)
Washera_2000:  Thanks CZ!.....What a great comeback!....I am definitely running for

office then

@Shaleka_2000:
Birtukuan,….I got a late BREAKING  NEWS that I think you need
to be aware of!.........I think
Hailu Shawel_1920s is preparing his AEUP Zebegnas for
a second round of attack on you!---they seem to be armed with newly acquired
high-tech dulas!...go to the link for proof!

@Shaleka_2000:  click here

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